Tuesday, December 12, 2006
I'm a Lunatic
That's my conception of a "whisky on the rocks".... Holy Crap!
I mean I remember those drinks being for a couple buddies, myself and mich, but still, there are limits... at least I thought there were. I'm pretty sure I went through that bottle in 4 glasses....
PS. It's like searching for Waldo - mich is actually hiding in the picture below...
found him yet? go on, look closer - it's the dude with the 2 drinks (soon to be 3) in front of him ;)
Another night of anthology at the Long Hop!!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
our new techcam
For lack of better use, we have placed it between our two desks, which allows people to see the massive amount of work we do everyday:
Friday, October 27, 2006
Noon Food Products
Recently, mich and I have been boycotting the local (eurest) cafeteria for personal reasons (ie. we don't appreciate eating slop). To fulfill our midday fiesting habit, we know buy a bunch of grub on monday, and live off that for the week.
One of our main dilemnas when choosing food at the local store is (of course) quantity - most of the dishes sold in france offer ok food, but the quantities wouldn't satisfy a midget on a diet. I'm talking 200 to 350 grams (yes you read it right) - GRAMS (!!!) of food. Now I weigh in at a svelt 122kg (I've lost weight...), so 350 grams of food is pretty much a hors-d'oeuvre for me.
Thankfully, our local 'Monop' stocks a British brand of food called Noon, and their dishes offer 450 grams of delish indian and thai food. I mean the stuff is actually made with real ingredients, and tastes pretty damn good, and the quantity is nice (when complemented by our chicken wing platter as an 'entrée'). The only damn problem with the Noon products is the plastic film covering the dish- When you take the scorching dish out of the microwave and try (I insist on the verb 'try') to peel that film off, you know you're in for a disaster - In nine out of ten cases, either your white shirt or the whole kitchen gets sprayed with Chicken Masala.
Being fond admirors of Noon products, we decided to put ourselves to use for once and send them an email, complementing them on their food, whilst also telling them about our plastic film issue. Here's the email:
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Hello,
We are in Paris, France, and (almost) happy consumers of Noon products. We very much enjoy the actual food, but we have "issues" with the packaging. The number of times we have scorched ourselves (and our
shirts) whilst handling your products is innumerable.
Please continue to provide good quality/quantity food - but please put some more money on the packaging R&D budget.. It will be very much appreciated.
On another note, do you sell the products directly to end-users ? We only have two of your dishes available at our place of purchase, and they always carry a low stock. Perhaps we could purchase directly with
you ?
Best regards,
Michael & Dimitri
Paris, France
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We haven't got a response yet, but we'll keep you posted. And if you are looking for some decent lunch food, try Noon, it's good stuff ;)
ciao!
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Wookie !
Oh, and on another note - Asterisk kicks ass !
Friday, October 06, 2006
Free - French ISP suck ass
I've been exploi^h^h^ha client with Free (this time around) since September 2004 - so over 25 months - and order to get a new ADSL modem (Freebox v5) - and not getting ripped - I should be subscribed for at least 25 months (the swap will cost me 30EUR - instead of the usual 90EUR)..
Great.. I access their site to order the new box.. I'm greeted with a nice message, saying the swap will cost me 90EUR.. now hold on - why is this ?? Well, according to the "hotline" I changed my subscription to "degroupage total" a couple of months back - and they reset my service level..
Now what _really_ pisses me off, is the fact that when doing the subscription changed, I carefully read the information on the page whether or not be subscription would be reset - and it was not stated ! Again according to the "hotline" this is specified in the "Terms and Conditions" which I have obviously not read..
So - what to do ? I can either just bleed the full 90EUR for the modem swap (and have my subscription reset again) - or I can cancel my subscription and choose another ISP (this will also ending up costing me around 90EUR - as my subscription has been reset, and you cannot cancel without charge before at least 12 months or so)...
Last but not least, I can keep my current modem, and current subscription.. and just have the bittersweet taste of Free once again getting away with raping me in broad daylight..
This is far from being over...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Here we go again
La Poste has decided to raise the prices on stamps again... A couple of years ago it was 40 centimes for a stamp for France and Europe (20g).. Here are the new prices:
Principaux tarifs pour 20g:
* France: 0.54EUR
* France économique: 0.49EUR
* International zone 1: 0.60EUR (CEE + Suisse)
* International zone 2: 0.85EUR
It's a bloody travesty..They keep raising the prices, and their service level remains the same: useless
I loathe La Poste - from the very bottom of my heart... May each and every postman meet a vicious rottweiler on his route.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Who got the last drink?
Lasse capitulated pretty early in the game, leaving mich with the "rough" task of finishing his drinks alone! Here are a couple pics from Friday night. As you all can see, Lasse is looking a bit "tired", probably from the long train ride over....
before:
after:
I've got one word: FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!
Thursday, September 28, 2006
New warehouse
Holy cow, they had some cool stuff there.. Alarm systems up the wazoo, cameras a go-go and old shitty coaxial ipx/spx network..
I managed to grab a few shots of the safe.. I could smell the money !!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Friday traffic mess
The Long Hop Staff - "Au Complet"
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Laptop thief gets screwed...
A Berkeley professor gets his laptop stolen by some useless student on campus.. An act I'm sure he'll live to regret..
Watch it ! It's absolutely fabulous !
Monday, September 18, 2006
Police Water Truck - Up close and personal
that most people don't get to see up close.
This fine water-blaster truck was sitting on the curb, probably in standby, waiting for shit to hit the fan at the Techno Parade happening in Paris on Saturday.
and up close:
Voila!
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Free BSD (!) Magazine in France!
magazine has hit the kiosks in France. Well, calling it a magazine is maybe a bit
"too much", as basically it's just a copy of Freebsd 6.1 and a light installation manual.
Nevertheless, it's a step in the right direction. Let's hope some people buy it,
to keep it going, although at around 10 euros, it's pretty steep for something you can download for free...
Congrats anyways!
Here's the cover:
I took this at the Chatelet RER station - the dude behind the counter was looking at me pretty weird...
I want my lyrics..
Some hunt it turned out to be..
When clicking the lyrics tab in Amarok, it would bitch about no script would be running.. When attempting to start lyrc - would give me the following error:
/usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:560:in `initialize': Connection refused - connect(2) (Errno::ECONNREFUSED)
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:560:in `open'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:560:in `connect'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/timeout.rb:48:in `timeout'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/timeout.rb:76:in `timeout'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:560:in `connect'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:553:in `do_start'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:542:in `start'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:1032:in `request'
from /usr/local/lib/ruby/1.8/net/http.rb:769:in `get'
from /usr/local/share/apps/amarok/scripts/lyrics_lyrc/lyrics_lyrc.rb:122:in `fetchLyrics'
from /usr/local/share/apps/amarok/scripts/lyrics_lyrc/lyrics_lyrc.rb:187
from /usr/local/share/apps/amarok/scripts/lyrics_lyrc/lyrics_lyrc.rb:172:in `loop'
from /usr/local/share/apps/amarok/scripts/lyrics_lyrc/lyrics_lyrc.rb:172
Basically, how the lyrc script works - it's by looking up a song (title and artist) on www.lyrc.com.ar - and the parsing the lyrics.. (simplified..)
So started out by verifying that I could access the website - which I could.. So it's not a network problem...
Next - check proxy settings.. From #amarok on EfNet, I learned that Amarok gets its proxy settings from the KDE controlpanel.. No proxy settings were specified - as it should be.
Next - I managed to launch the script from Amarok scriptmanager (without actually looking up any lyrics) - and attach truss(1) to the PID - from which I could see that it would trying to connect to localhost on port 8888.... Interesting...
Looking over the lyrics_lyrc.rb source - more specifically the fetchLyrics function - I noticed the following:
if ( @proxy == nil )Running, the above command - would yield:
@proxy = `dcop amarok script proxyForProtocol http`
end
http://localhost:8888
Back to KDE control panel and double-check the proxy settings.. still no problems there..Finally, I did a recursive grep for localhost:8888 in ~/.kde/
Bingo.
The file ~/.kde/share/config/kioslaverc
had ProxyForProtocolHttp="http://localhost:8888"
I have absolutely no idea how it came to be there.. and I don't care.. I removed the file, and restarted Amarok - and voila.. lyrc works again !
Though, now I can't remember which lyrics I was looking for..
Monday, September 11, 2006
Drinks at the Hop
The Long Hop is a nice pub/bar in the 6th (right next the metro Maubert-Mutualite).. oh yeah, and that useless slacker buddy of mine, Dimbo, is working there on weekends..
On the pic: the incredible bar duo - Marco & Dimbo (rare photo, both of them conscious at the same time)
Friday, September 08, 2006
Spelling 101
I mean, the huge McDonald's building is *right* there.. All they had to do, to get it right, was to turn their heads... fools..
Do as we say, not as we do
(The license plate is not really fulfilling the requirements...)
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Amarok 1.4.3
Yessir - Amarok 1.4.3 was just released.
Mainly bugfixing - but a couple of nice new features; such as:
- DAAP Music Sharing with ZeroConf/RendezVous support
- Amarok File Tracking
Read more:
Amarok - rediscover your musicWhat is he selling..
I wonder what the pot man(d) from the Netherlands are delivering..
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Flickr adds geotagging
Read the announcement here: FlickrBlog
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Spring Cleaning (in August)
What did we do? We pulled out our desks (and everything that was behind them), flipped them around, cleaned everything, threw away half of all the crap we have sitting around, recabled (kinda), and stole a plant from another office (our boss') for decorative purposes.
Here are the pics!
mich's side:
front side:
my side:
Voila! We're pretty happy with this new 'work' environment! The only thing missing is a fridge and a pool table... more to come.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Sweet sound of Bosch PBH-160R
Listen/See it here...
Inspired by "Da Workshop"
The project - wall-mount a switch under his desk.
First - get the powerdrill:
Well.. Lasse is living in London - and have been for a number of years now - the avid reader will notice that the drill do not have a UK powerplug - probably because Lasse acquired this fine tool whilst living in Denmark.. Goes to show you how often Lasse is using his powerdrill......
Fixed:
Here's the wall with the four (more or less aligned) freshly drilled holes:
The final product (not too shabby, eh..) :
The aftermath - cleaning:
As always, Lasse is available - together with the rest of the team of handymen on 1-800-MORONS-AT-WORK
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
SMOKIN'!!
Squeezebox arrived
My squeezebox just arrived a couple of hours ago - oh boy, this is a super nice little gadget..
I installed audio/slimserver from the ports collection, and turned the squeezebox on.. I took me about 30 seconds to get the little sucker connected to the network, and recognized by the slimserver (running off my laptop) - everything works like a beaut.. Now I'm discovering all the cool functions and features..
I also installed the last.fm plugin that soft of works.. seems the squeezebox reboots every time I initialize a last.fm stream.. I looked briefly on the slim devices forum, and it seems that I not the only one experiencing this problem.. hmm...
Haven't tried out the scrobbler plugin yet, but it is installed - so it should work.
I've just finished setting up the squeezenetwork account, and I'm just now discovering pandora - holy crap - this thing just ROCKS !
Looking forward to listening to Danish broadcast streams tonight on my stereo... Also, I will have to connect the squeezebox to my WLAN at home.. That should be interesting..
Enough for now, I will play some more..
PS. UPS Express rocks - I put in my order Monday afternoon, and the package arrived at 11am today !
Monday, July 17, 2006
Squeezebox - en route !
Weeee.. after Stig's excellent post about his squeezebox - I got kinda hooked on the idea, so I just ordered one. I got the one with both Ethernet and wifi connectivity.. It's actually quite affordable, something like $340 (with shipping) - I'll probably have to pay local tax on it, but even then it's still cheaper to buy it directly from Slim Devices than a France-based webshop - where it would be well over $450 (what the hell is wrong with those guys... don't buy your shit from softline.fr !)
So what can it do ?
Well.. pretty much anything - stream a shitload of online radio stations - I will finally be able to listen to danish broadcasts from my stereo.. also, I will be able to stream my own music. In addition, squeezebox can function as a wifi bridge for my WLAN - pretty neat !
Go read the Slim Devices : Squeezebox : Overview here !
Thursday, July 13, 2006
No shit, Sherlock
Snippet from Danish newspaper Politiken:
"Foreign Ministry: Nobody should travel to Lebanon"
Geeee, you think ?
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Udenrigsministeriet: Ingen bør rejse til Libanon
Forholdene i Libanon er nu så alvorlige, at Udenrigsministeriet fraråder alle at rejse til landet.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Shit is hitting the fan
Israel calls Hizbollah capture of soldiers act of war
MARJAYOUN, Lebanon (Reuters) - Hizbollah guerrillas captured two Israeli soldiers and killed up to seven Israelis in violence on either side of the Lebanese border on Wednesday, further inflaming Middle East tensions.
Racism & Soccer
Monday, July 10, 2006
France Italy
Well, at least we still royally kick their asses at rugby
Friday, July 07, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
France:1 Portugal: 0
Friday, June 30, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Australia vs Italy
Italy did *so* not deserve to continue in the world cup.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Tom Cruise's M:I:III promo at la Défense
Well, our favorite scientologist came down in a big ass helicopter, and people (especially chicks, but a lot of 'guys' too) went APESHIT! I mean, these people were moshing, just to get a pic of jerry mcguire!
First impression of Brian Flanagan - man is he short - I mean I knew he wasn't 6ft, but he is literally 5ft tall. Seems like a nice guy though, as it took his time signing autographs with pretty much everyone there (around 2000 people) I managed to get the following snap.
Apart from Ethan Hunt, Jamie Foxx was there too, didn't see him though, as I got the hell out of there, I needed a beer.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Navigo Integral - A bunch of retards!
Anywho, part of the process is to move all your services that is automatically charged from your account.. One of them, is for me, Navigo Integral. This the "new" public transportation division of RATP. It's actually quite neat, too bad the employees are like all other French public employees, retards.
Knowing that I'm dealing with retards, I called in advance and asked them how I should proceed with the change.. I was told, send the following (per snail-mail obviously):
- Bank identification paper
- auto-charge authorization (signed)
Ok, great.. My new bank had provided me with templates for these letters, so I simply have to add my contract# and my signature. Filled in the stuff, and sent it.
Yesterday I received a letter from "the retards" - well in fact they need the information (the exact information I already sent) filled into a special form.. *sigh* Not any additional information, no no, just a stupid form that differs very little from my original letter.. except I have to fill all numbers, address etc etc manually..
Called them up today, and sure enough, they insist on me resending the form.. fucking hell.. I've made the same change with countless of other companies, and obviously the only ones creating trouble are publicly held organizations.. such as the tax office, and RATP.
Actually my ISP even allowed me to change the thing online, without any hassle...
I can't wait for the day they will be privatized, all these companies, I swear to god, heads will roll ! They do not know the first thing about company care..
I hate them all..
Friday, April 14, 2006
Quote of the day
If you wanna feel funky, feel free - but please don't spread that funk on me.Chris Rock's demented uncle