Thursday, May 27, 2004

Soccer sucks

So, Portugal won over Monaco in some lame soccer match last night - big fucking deal ! People go on the street and yell of joy, they disturb a normal peaceful neighborhood with their noise and spectacle. Police, apparently, let them be - because, you know, their team won a stupid match. They get to drive their cars up and down Champs-Elysees hanging out the window, while honking their horns.. on any other day, you would get a ticket for that - but again the cops let it slide...
So here's my question..
Next time Tiger Woods bring home the PGA trophy, would it be acceptable for me to drive down Champs-Elysees, while honking my horn and screaming like a madman out of the window ? Can I walk around small streets in normally quiet neighborhoods yelling and screaming ? Can I light up flares in the middle of street, and sing songs about Tiger ?

I hate soccer, it's a lame-ass sport - and big part of the audience are a bunch of uneducated morons ! Let's ban this sports once and for all, along with religion and tofu-food !

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Grandpa, once you're deaf all will be forgotten and you'll miss the noisy boys.

mich said...

Well.. can we at least consider the tofu-food ban ?

Lakuda said...

Tofu isn't food, but it should still be banned. I second that motion.

Anonymous said...

You don't eat tofu...you smoke it. And it is good.

mich said...

Ahhh... so we finally found a good use for tofu..

Anonymous said...

Tofu is quite handy and suitable to all, including vegans... They are the thoughest marketing targets on earths, if they like tofu, you'll eat it too. I'd rather smoke it or lay on it, but I am special.

Lakuda said...

smokeytofu...yes, I see now. Ingenious, anonymous. You've really got something there. Perhaps we could build a bong out of tofu resin and pack it full of tofu, yes, I see now....or a gravity well tofu infuser... yes, the possibilities are endless.

Tofuhead!

Anonymous said...

I see that this blog attracts high profile characters. Let's look into this bong idea, and if we ever decide to fill it with tofu, let's promise to the world that we'll use the crazy haze flavored one.

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Anonymous said...

"lame-ass sport!!" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous said...

Je suis choqué, appalled même. Le football est un beau jeu. Vous devez réellement penser pour jouer ce sport. Et le travail d'équipe suprême est a doit, ne pas mentionner des capacités sportives. La présente partie du blog s'est attristée me terriblement.

mich said...

Baahhh... go sabo !