Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Da "Tech" Workshop

A little project of ours for a while now has been to put up a piece of plexiglass in order to close up the gap left by the aircon exhausts in our server room. This of course was a relative pain in the ass, considering that it let scorching hot air in during the summertime, and rain in the rest of the year.

Well we finally did it. We had the equipment - jigsaw (called a 'bouncing peepee' by the Danes..), drills, screws, and a big piece of plexiglass.

After several hours of head-scratching, jigging, drilling, erasing, gluing and drilling again, here is the result - which i might add, isn't half that bad for a couple of morons..







We're available if you need handymen, just give us a call on 1-800-MORONS-AT-WORK

ciao!

USB key/stick with UFS(GBDE) and FAT32

So, I have one of them USB sticks. I don't really use it much - but I'd like to. I'm just generally against having some (semi)-important data on, that anyone can stick into a MS Windows box and gain access to...
Well, I have my USB stick attached to my keychain, and my keychain is often with me when I'm getting drunk - so the probability of me losing my keys (hence my USB stick) is quite high.

So how to remedy, this most unfortunate situation and make good use of my USB dongle ?
What are my criterias ? I want to be able to stick it in any computer with an USB hub, and have a public place to share files. I also want to be able to have an encrypted part of the key, that I can access with FreeBSD.

First make sure you have the appropriate devices and options in your kernel config (you can find this information anywhere on the net).

When plugging in my usb device, I see the following in syslog:

Dec 13 12:15:48 mich kernel: umass0: SanDisk Corp. Cruzer Micro, rev 2.00/20.33, addr 2
Dec 13 12:15:48 mich kernel: da0 at umass-sim0 bus 0 target 0 lun 0
Dec 13 12:15:48 mich kernel: da0: Removable Direct Access SCSI-0 device
Dec 13 12:15:48 mich kernel: da0: 1.000MB/s transfers
Dec 13 12:15:48 mich kernel: da0: 125MB (256000 512 byte sectors: 64H 32S/T 125C)
Yeah, I've got one of them SanDisk Cruzer 128MB sticks.

First off, I'll partition the stick - so I have two partitions. One for FAT32 and one for UFS. If commandline fdisk(1) is too complex, you can use the fdisk(1) interface from /stand/sysinstall. (Please know what you are doing here, as you can mess of the partitions on your harddrive - should you write to the wrong device).
Also, I'm asuming you've backed up all data on your USB dongle ! No ? Well, your loss.

So - I've split up my key into two 64MB partitions (slices) - one (the first) with subtype 6 (FAT) and the second with subtype 165(UFS). To contruct the actual filesystem, I will use newfs_msdos(1) - like so:

root@mich ~# newfs_msdos -F 32 /dev/da0s1
Now - you will have a perfectly usable FAT32 partition on the first slice. Stick it into a MS Windows PC and see it work. This will function as my public share on the key.

The second slice I'll use for the encrypted part. You should not newfs(1) it, before having created the encrypted device - else you'll be able to mount two different filesystems that will write to the same sectors on the device - and we all know, that can't be good.

Start of by initializing gbde and creating a key. (Make sure you have OPTIONS GEOM_BDE compiled into your kernel, or that you have loaded the kernel module)


root@mich ~# gbde init /dev/da0s2 -i
This will bring up a template with the description of the parameters for gbde. Since I'm using an UFS filesystem, I will change the sector_size to 2048 as it should be set to the fragment size. The rest I will leave as default.
Now you will be prompted for your passphrase:


Enter new passphrase:
Fill it in twice, and voila. (The longer the passphrase, the better the encryption)

Now you can do:


root@mich ~# gbde attach /dev/da0s2
Enter passphrase:
root@mich ~# mount /dev/da0s2.bde /mnt/key

Once you are finished putting top secret files (or your porn) into /mnt/key - you should do the following:


root@mich ~# umount /mnt/key
root@mich ~# gbde detach /dev/da0s2.bde
And your porn^h^h^hdata - is now safely stored on your USB device.

PS. Don't forget your passphrase, or you'll be screwed.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Burn baby - BURN!

How happy I was to leave the office on Friday - I mean a whole 2 DAYS without seeing mich's face - what else could I hope for? Ahhh, finally a couple days of chilling out without having to look at his ugly mug!

So I go home and pick up my gf to go do some christmas shopping. On our way back from shopping, we get off at the Mabillon Metro station, and who - WHO do we cross at the Marché St. Germain? You guessed it! Mr.mich, freshly hairdressed and pretty, and his wife. They were in the area to go get some mexican food, so we gladly tagged along, because no matter what the occasion, Fajitas are always in the house!

We went to Fajitas, a nice little restaurant on Rue Dauphine (Paris, 6th arrondissement). This is one of the few places in paris where the Mexican food is actually good - REAL good.

We went apeshit on the pitchers of strawberry margarita, ordered a bunch of food, and had a jolly old time. 2x 1 liter pitchers and a few tequila shots later (oh, and a couple "Café Mexicains" - Coffee with cream and tequila), we were laughing and basically making tools of ourselves in the restaurant, which frankly was alright, considering we were having a blast!

We took this picture on our way out. It'll help you identify the place on rue Dauphine,were you in the area and in need of some tequila and beans...



Fajitas Restaurant
15 Rue Dauphine, Paris 6eme.
Tel: 01-46-34-44-69
*Reserve on weekend nights, because it gets packed fast.

On the way back from Fajitas, we walked past a promotional truck with a bunch of people that were getting ready to do a promotional stunt for the new Coca-Cola drink called "Burn". Being a bit tipsy, we went straight for them and asked them to fork over some of them drinks, and they did. Surprised by this spontaneous generosity, we took a pic of the group, and told them we'd put them online. Here they are!


Basically, this drink is another one of those "energy drinks". It tastes nice, and actually reminds me of the original kratindaeng we used to drink in Thailand (the original small glass bottle, no bubbles caffeine/taurine drink). Here's the link to the real stuff: http://www.kratingdaeng.info/

In any case, we had an absolutely brilliant evening, the food and company was great!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Me, on the french government

It's time for the 6th republic.

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.

Oh, and happy holidays.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

RATP/ SNCF issues in Paris

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am no sick of this damn city! It should NEVER, EVER take me 1:30 hours to get to work!

This is what it's like in the morning:





So I got to work at 9:30, having left home at 8....
That just ruins your day.. when you have to go through that hell in the morning...

Screw those bastards at the SNCF and the RATP - I, as a daily commuter, am sick of their bitching and incompetence.

Ciao,

Dimitri

Monday, December 05, 2005

Bopit

Pretty uneventful weekend - after a successful Broker Meeting with work Thursday/Friday - I *really* needed some "solid-sack-time" to regain my strength. Too much booze in too little time..

Saturday we begun (ever so slightly) our Christmas shopping, *sigh* - I'm not a fan of shopping in December - too many people.. Managed to find a few things though - Most notable the game "BopIt" that I've been looking awhile for. It's excellent entertainment, especially after a few drinks. First tried it out, at Ben's summer bash at Fontainebleau.
After went to the 17th (haven't been there in ages) - Avenue Clichy is not as bad as it used to be, found a nice "Bar a Biere" and had a cold brewskie.

Sunday, we went to Chateau de Chantilly - and spend some time walking around the beautiful park - and visiting the museum. Awesome paintings, and a very old library - definitely worth a visit.


Back to work now - got so much shit to do... The backlog is immense. Just ordered a couple of Soekris 4501's (embedded systems) - I want to play around with them, and eventually set them up as remote office firewalls - upside is, that the OS will be running of a compact flash card, so no harddrive that can crash or overheat etc etc .. Nor any fans, that can get stuck... Also it's a lot smaller, and makes absolutely no noise.

Monday, November 28, 2005

EuroBSDCon 2005, part II

Saturday was a long day - after the opening session, saw Adrian Steinmann's talk on Single User Secure Shell - it was quite interesting; basically it's a secure shell maintenance RAMdisk environment that can be launched very early in the boot process, fx before mounting the filesystem - it's a good idea, and I think of a few remote boxes where this might come in handy.
Afterwards moved on to Marc Schiessers's talk on hard disk encryption - it was an interesting talk but the first 20 minutes were spent getting kpdf working, so we ran out of time - gbde is a cool tool, and I might start out with encrypting the filesystem on my USB key.
After a long lunch, saw the talk about evolution of the X Window System - Lots of changes, and interesting eye-candy new features - will be very cool (for desktop users that is). They also announced the death of imake, and will be shipping Xorg7 with GNU Autotools - Good luck to the X port maintainer.

Moved on to the Remote User Access VPNs by Emmanuel Dreyfus, and afterwards Ryan McBride's talk about PF on OpenBSD - it was quite straight-forward, however more amusing than the average - especially when he pulled out an axe and chopped up some ethernet cables to demonstrate live failover. Finished off with Massimiliano Stucchi's talk about Filtering Bridges.

We also had a pretty uneventful FreeBSD ports BoF - the usual bikesheds were discussed, and we even found a new one (ports-tags).

Saturday night we had this years social event.. I had lots of beers, let's just leave it at that ;)

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Saturday Extreme Rugby

Our rugby team (Big Red Noses) played against the ENA at l'INSEP at 9:30am.

Well that would have been fine, had it been for the weather:


Needless to say, Météo France screwed this one up too (where were you on that one dipshit!) Yes, it snowed around 15cm during about 3 hours.. It was extremely cold (-3C with wind), very wet, and one hell of a game! By the way, what you see in the pic is the actual pitch we played on.....

That evening, Kris and I went to the France / South Africa rugby game at the Stade de France. The Stade de France rocks, it is not the biggest staduim (80,000 places), but it looks real good, and no matter where you're sitting, it seems like you're pretty much sitting 1st row.


Needless to say we beat South Africa, it was a rough game though, almost lost it in the second half.

Voila! So most of the day was focused on rugby... loooovely ;)

Ciao for now

Dim

Saturday, November 26, 2005

EuroBSDCon 2005, Basel, CH

So - I arrived in Basel, Switzerland late Thursday afternoon. This time I drove, beats flying !!

Went out and had a bite at hotel nearby. Food was ok, beer was better. Later met up with the Anton Berezin in the hotel bar, for more beers ! Went fairly early to bed, as I was tired from the driving.

Up early Friday for the DevSummit, nothing really interesting to report - I enjoyed Mike Silbersack's talk, about FreeBSD vs Linux and userbility.. I tend to agree with him, that mergemaster is a bit overwhelming for new users..

Friday night I ate dinner at an Indien restaurant with Henrik Andersen, Simon Nielsen, Flemming Frokjaer and Poul-Henning Kamp - the service was rather slow, however that did give us the opportunity to sample the indinen beers (I was particularly fond of the Cobra beer) - I had my all time favorite indie-dish; butter-chicken.
Ended up having beers at the hotel bar, and fairly early to bed.

Today the actual conference started.
Robert Watson was supposed to talk at the opening session, however he had injured his foot and was unable to attend - pity I rather enjoy his talks. Poul-Henning Kamp stepped up and spoke a bit about the his history with BSD, and its history in general - it was quite amusing.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Testing my patience !

So, I found myself having to go to Copenhagen real fast last week, and after comparing prices - I chose to fly with Sterling (previously knows as Maersk Air). Well actually the choice was quite easy, as I could get a round-trip ticket with Sterling for roughly 150€, whereas the same trip would cost me 600€ with Air France.

Sterling is flying out of Beauvais-Tille (located ~90km north of Paris) - So I drove up there and got on my flight (parking is fairly cheap as well, compared to CDG and Orly).

Everything went smooth.

The return "trip".

Flight was scheduled for 7pm, arriving in Paris at 8.40pm. Yeah right...
After going to the gate, they announce that the departure will be one hour delayed.. I hate waiting in the airport, but ok, it can happen. We finally depart, and the flight itself is going well.. Until we prepare to land in Beauvais.. Apparently is too foggy for us to land, so they decide to land in CDG (Charles De Gaulle International Airport) situated ~75km away from Beauvais !
Sterling propose to organise a bus, that will take passengers back to Beauvais, and another bus for passengers going to Paris. Most passengers werobviouslyly going into Paris, so they were happy to that much closer..
Not me, I had to go back and get my damn car.. (oh why, did I not take the bus.. )
The arranged bus for Beauvais would arrive after 2 hours - at this point it is something like 10.30pm.. I find to other passengers going to Beauvais, and we end up splitting a cab..

All in all, I end up spending way too much money on parking, ticket, taxi and whatnot, and I'm not home before 1.30am !!!

Grrrr.. it's a rough day today.


Monday, November 14, 2005

Hand-Job-Dating

I came across a beautiful one today. Check out what was on news.google.fr..



Obviously one journalist at l'Express doesn't know what a handjob is in English.

Just so you know, this article is about jobs for handicapped people... geez.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

of CNN, France and Hobos

Well well, hasn't it been an eventful couple of weeks!

I saw this on CNN the other day, and just had to post it. I mean, I would love to meet the kid who did this little graphic for CNN... Where were you on that one, dipshit?!


I have some advice for you:
1. go back to elementary school and start from there
2. once you're done with step one, and assuming you can read and write, open a browser, go to www.google.com, and type "map of france" in the blank. Don't forget to press enter on your keyboard (it's the big inverted L button on your right).
3. When using Google Earth, at least take into account the CITY LOCATIONS!!!!!

Fucking idiot...

Friday, November 04, 2005

New beast

Last weekend we got a new addition to our little family..
Meet Merlin:



He's a Maine-Coon, and a cool little beast - now the challenge is to get him accepted by our current cat..

Riots in Paris suburbs

Damn hoodlums.. Burning cars, destroying other people's stuff..

I fail to see why we do not declare a state of emergency in those areas, and send in the military (the foreign legion comes to mind) to clean up this mess.

I'm imagining that those idiots would calm the fuck down at the sight of a ready-for-combat-fuck-with-us-and-we'll-open-a-can-of-whoop-ass foreign legion unit..

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

amaroK-1.3.5 available

I've just updated amaroK to 1.3.5 in the FreeBSD portstree. This fixes the bugs, I mentioned earlier on this blog.

I've also written a patch for the "auto scan music collection" issue, when using postgres as your db backend.

All your base are belong to us.

Friday, October 21, 2005

All dressed up, but nobody to play with..

So Friday night, the big night - the b-i-g night..
My better half has arranged a soiree between friends, in which I'd hate to impose on - and my own plans kinda fell dead due to various reasons, to I'm left with two options:

1. Go back to the office, and catch up on some of my work.
2. Get some super-funky drinks with some cool people..

As I'm having a cold, neither seems to attractive - but I guess I'll have to opt for door number 2. Now if only it could stop raining...

Too bad, there's not any all-night-open driving-ranges, I could *so* deal with hitting the living crap out of some balls now.. oh well, I will definitely go play some golf one of these days, it's gonna feel good !!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

On the subject of spam

A couple of months ago, I setup David Schweikert mailgraph scripts for all our incoming/outgoing mailservers. Since end of August, we've received 534278 mails, in addition we tagged 135893 as spam. That's like 1/5 of our incoming mails, are spam !!
Imagine the resources we waste on fighting spam.. Bandwidth, a dedicated server to scan, tag and store messages.

Over the same period of time, we've caught 1046 messages containing vira of some sort, and I've (through postfix header checks) REJECTED roughly 33000 messages.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

amaroK 1.3.3

I committed the amaroK 1.3.3 update to the FreeBSD portstree a couple of days ago, go get it !

The amaroK dev team really worked a lot on the stability, and it should be (according to them) the most stable release..ever..

I've already managed to find a couple of bugs.. The amarok port installs two main binaries (amarok and amarokapp), the first one being a wrapper for the latter. If you've compiled the port with libvisual support, you'll have to run amarokapp in order to visualize any plugin, the wrapper will not work.

Another thing is user-defined "smart playlists", they do not work with PostgreSQL support enabled.

I've created bug reports for both issues.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Google Reader Vs Bloglines

Thomas wrote a post about the Google Reader, so I thought I'd give it a try. As usual with Google services I was positively surprised, and have more or less switched to it now.

On the down side (as Thomas mentioned), I cannot easily see how many posts are unread, and to which category they belong - I have a couple of different categories, such as "Read now", "Read later" and "Read whenever".. I hope they'll add this RSN.

The big plus, is that it actually keeps the posts marked as unread until I click on it. In Bloglines I'd usually click on one of my categories, and all unread posts in that category would be displayed - it could be up to 40-50 posts all displayed at the same time - if I'd accidently close this page, or if firefox would crash (yes, it does happen once in a while) - all the posts would be marked as read, and it'd be a pain to read them.

Also, the Reader interface is sexy ;)

Monday, October 10, 2005

Rugby Extravaganza

Hello amigos!

Last week (Saturday morning), I had a little mishap at rugby - head-on collision with some dipshit - and my left eyebrow exploded.. Of course I took pictures, and mich has been begging me to put them up, so here we are.

This is just after the collision, at the 'Urgences' (read ER) of the Ambroise Paré hospital. I like the little drop of blood on my cheek, I think it really 'makes' the picture:


This is after the stitches. Still doesn't look too good:



Needless to say, everyone left me alone for a week, people in the subway would take different subway lines to avoid me.

The stitches are coming out tomorrow, so I don't look like Tyson anymore (well that's my opinion):


Full details: 5 internal stitches, to stitch up the torn muscles. 15 external stitches, to close up the 10 cm gap in my head.

Ciao!

dimbo

Thursday, October 06, 2005

EuroBSDCon 2005

Just registered for EuroBSDCon 2005. Yay !
I'm looking forward to seeing a bunch of old (and new) faces, especially as I did not go to the BSDCan (Canada) earlier this year.
This time is takes place in Basel, Switzerland - and there are a lot of interesting talks.

Trying to find a hotel for a reasonable price, got some good offers through the venue and the Swiss tourist office - as the conference itself will take place at a university campus, they've been able to really keep fees to a minimum.

Probably going to drive over there.. it's only 550km or so. Last year, I drove to EuroBSDCon in Karlsruhe, Germany - I believe the distance is about the same.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

New FreeBSD.org website imminent

The cool and slick re-design of the www.FreeBSD.org website, should come online sometime within the next 12 hours.

It has been created by Emily Boyd as her Google Summer of Code project.

Update: ... and it's been launched. We've gotten a lot of positive feedback on it.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Tennis

Managed to play a little bit of tennis this weekend.. it's been a while, so as suspected a was pretty trashed afterwards.. It felt good though.

Also, we went to visit some family in the north of France (near Amiens) - I enjoy coming a bit away from Paris, enjoying the peace and quiet (I'm becoming an old fart... ). We had some good food up there, they certainly know how to feed a Dane ;)

Came in to the office this morning, with the ever growing backlog awaiting.. it's getting increasingly tiresome trying to keep up with everything. Have a bunch of FreeBSD stuff I need to do as well, apparently there's still problems getting amaroK and libtunepimp-0.4 to get along. I hope I'll have a few moments tomorrow to play around with it.
Got a mail from Andreas Klemm with a bug-report on sysutils/hackbot. Basically, the path to the datafiles required by hackbot was wrong, so hackbot would bail out with an error... Last time I made a commit to the hackbot port was in March 2004.. Amazingly nobody else pointed out the error..

In other news, I can report that Dimitri looks more or less like a roadkill. He had a rugby playing "accident" and ended up with about 15 stitches in the eyebrow.. It's a sorry sight.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

amaroK 1.3.2

Just committed the amaroK 1.3.2 update to the portstree.
New features include:
- A new sexy volume slider
- Improved podcasting support
- Additional context menu for playlist window
- Scrolling through tabs

I built it on 4.x / 5.x / 6.x and -CURRENT.

I have yet to test it with the much anticipated libtunepimp 0.4.x version.

Friday, September 23, 2005

FreeBSD work

Supporting FreeBSD 4.x is becoming more and more of pain, I wish we'd drop that branch soon - so we can focus on 5.x / 6.x. - many ports needs heavy patching and quirks to be able to compile on 4.x..

Anyways, I managed to commit the long awaited amaroK update (1.3.1) the other day. I haven't received any bug reports yet, so I guess all is good. The amaroK dev team, just released 1.3.2, so my tinderbox is happily building away testing the build on different branches.
Akode engine support has been dropped (unfortunately), and Helix (realplayer) been added. PostgreSQL support has also been added, and it seems to work really great.

The aterm-1.00 update created a bit of noise, since most of it has been completely rewritten. Managed to solve most of the problems, there still a few loose ends though - Pav's been reporting some weird flickering behavior, that I've been unable to reproduce...

I also ported two new KDE apps; databases/ksqlanalyser and databases/ksqlshell. I'm particularly happy with the first on, as I'm now able to work on our ERP, MS-SQL powered server without vnc'ing to it. The latter is similar to the first, but created a nice GUI front-end for PostgreSQL and MySQL.

Long time no see.

Yup, we haven't really been around for a while.. For my part, I was on vacation for 3 weeks in the south of France, and the south of Italy, so frankly I could't be fucked posting anything on no god-damned blog.

I'm back now though, and in an attempt to kill time between now and 5pm, blogging comes in handy.

I've finally made it over to the enlightened side! I now have FreeBSD installed on my HP DV1100 laptop, and so far it's been pretty damn cool. It's nice to have a system that is free, boots in 15 seconds, is stable as hell, and had a bunch of really cool apps (which are once again, totally free). OK I have to admit, not everything worked off the bat after we installed FreeBSD. Getting 1280x768 resolution to work on my widescreen was fun, as was trying to figure out why some my mouse buttons weren't responding. There still are a couple things i need to figure out, like how to get my cd/dvd burner burning and my Compact Flash Bluetooth gizmo communicating, but I guess dealing with that shit is the price you have to pay!


I'm also running the coolest media player ever, maintained by that jackass of a buddy of mine. I must say Amarok was part of the reason I switched over - It was like a toy mich had which I could never, ever have. Well now it's mine. And it rocks.

Well that's all for now... ciao!




Long time no blog

Not getting too much blogging done these days, I guess I haven't got that much too report on..

Been reading a couple of good books lately:

- Blink: The power of thinking without thinking, by Macolm Gladwell

- A dogs life, by Peter Mayle (This is an excellent read)

and most recently Naked by David Sedaris. It's outright hilarious, and an easy read. Next in my queue is "The art of war" by Sun Tzu. I've been wanting to read it for a while, so I'm looking forward to it.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Hitchhiker

On my way home last night, I discovered this hitchhiker on my car:





He's pretty hard to make out, as my phone cam resolution is sooooooooo crappy.. but rest assure, he's there ;)

Monday, July 18, 2005

Tinderbox

Spend some time last week setting up Joe Marcus' tinderbox scripts. Works really well, and enables me to test ports builds on different FreeBSD branches. In addition, it makes installation packages that I can deploy over my servers, hence saving build times.

I've setup build environments for: RELENG_4, RELENG_5 and the newly branched RELENG_6.

Spent some time HTMLizing the README file, here it is.

Read more and get it here.

Pimp up da Firefox

Just came across a splendid article, on how to do fine-grained tuning of Firefox.

Give it a try.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mom, can i have some Reebok Pumps please?

Mich and i just had a coffee /smoke break, and we were discussing the pros and cons of being a single child (as i am) as opposed to having siblings (like mich).

We came to the unanimous conclusion that being a single child rocks.

I tried to argue that being a single child was ok, but very lonely since you ended up growing up alone (which leads straight to multiple personalities). I would have loved to have had a bro or sis, (to beat the hell out of the bro, and kick the shit out of the sis' boyfriend), just so i wouldn't have had to play everything on both sides of the board. Conversations like this were common in my room at the time:

Dimitri: "Hey man, you want to play checkers"
Dimitri2: " Sure bro, I'll be red"
Dimitri: "No i want to be red, and i get what i want because i'm an only child"
Dimitri2: "Screw you jackass, go SABO. I'm having the reds."
Dimitri: "I don't want to play with you. You suck"
Dimitri2: "Right back at you buster."

On the positive side, you are the center of attention, and you get pretty much everything that you want, well, almost everything. I mean I didn't always get what I wanted, but in 90% of cases, I got the damn Matchbox car if i really wanted it (crying, yelling, pouting, anything would work).

Now there is something I never got and always wanted being a teenager. I mean I could have gotten them, but my dad's job didn't permit me to get them. Here it is: Reebok Pumps.


You remember these right? Every kid had them, and they were the ultimate sign of middle school coolness. All the cool kids had them, and of course all the dorks (as I) wanted them, so they could get one step closer to that impossible dream: being cool.

Well here's the deal. Why couldn't I get these? Why wouldn't my parents buy them for me?

At the time, my dad worked for Adidas. I had 25 pairs of trainers in my closet, but none of them were Pumps, and that sucked!

In addition, i was not allowed to wear anything but Adidas, that was it. I couldn't buy anything that wasn't Adidas. Any Nike shirt or Reebok accessory was forbidden. The problem is: at the time, Adidas was not cool, it was boring, passé, it had joined brands like Converse, - the definitely NOT cool shoes. I was not only laughed at for being fat, I was ridiculed for having dorkish shoes...Of course a couple years later, when my dad didn't work for Adidas anymore, and I had grown 15cm and couldn't fit in any of my 25 pairs of trainers, Adidas was the shiznit - everyone wanted them.

So yeah, being a single child rocked, but I still have a regret - not having those pumps. Overall though, I can't really complain, i mean life wasn't too rough for me as a child...plus, whenyou have a schyzophrenic half to play with, who needs siblings?

Monday, July 11, 2005

I need to help this person in the Ivory Coast

Dear Readers (or non-readers)

It has come to my attention that this young lady needs some help, so i have decided to help her out.

Here is the email I recieved:
----------------------------------------
Aisha Kone,
Cocody Abidjan,
Ivory Coast (Cote D'Ivoire)
E-mail: konea@latinmail.com


Bonjour,

C’est avec un plaisir que je vous écris, mais je ne
vous force pas à le faire pour moi

Je suis Aisha Kone. j’ai 19 ans , je suis la première
fille de Monsieurs et Mme Kone
Mon père était un homme riche (vente de cacao) en COTE
D’IVOIRE

Mon père s’était rendu en France pour ces affaires et
il est mort mystiquement sans Qu’on ne sache les
vrais raisons de sa mort le 12 FEVRIER 2002 et pour
finir on S’est rendu compte que c’est notre propre
oncle qui l’a tué .

J’ai perdu ma mère quand j’avais 4 ans ce qui fait que
j’avais tout l’amour de mon père . Avant la mort de
mon père le 12 FEVRIER 2002, il appelle son secrétaire
étant à l’hôpital Et lui dit qu’il a déposé la somme
de 2.500.000. US dollars dans une première banque à
ABIDJAN

Etant toujours à l’hôpital , il dit à son secrétaire
que l’argent qui se trouve à la banque porte
Son nom et il charge son secrétaire avec une lettre
pour la remettre à son avocat , puisque Tous les
documents se trouvent avec lui

Actuellement je suis à l’université , j’ai 19 ans et
je ne sais pas comment faire par ce que je veux
transférer l’argent en EUROPE à cause des problèmes
politiques dans mon pays .

Je voudrais que vous me veniez en aide .
Je voudrai vous posez quelques questions .
1.Est ce que vous pouvez m’aider comme étant votre enfant ?
2.Est ce que je peux vous faire confiance ?
3.Et si on arrive à faire le transfère sur votre
compte la bas combien de pourcentage voudriez vous ?

S’il vous plait considéré ma note et faite moi
parvenir une réponse
Merci pour votre attention
Mlle Aisha Kone.
-----------------------------------------------------------

Get a fucking hint man, this shit does not work, stop spamming us you fucking idiots.

Go stick a banana up your poohole.

Warm Regards,

Thursday, July 07, 2005

A picture's worth a 1000 words..

Mich found this little beauty. Exceptional shot, I must admit.


We're thinking about finding this lady and picking up a couple shirts - these will be collector items in a couple years.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Great news

Two absolutely magnificent things happened today:

1. EU rejects patents directive. Bloody marvelous, if you ask me. Don't know why it took them 4 years though.

2. London wins Olympics 2012 bid. Wonderful, we won't have to deal with an even more overcrowded city, and stupid tourists.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

New Mobile - Bye Bye Orange/Itineris/France Telecom

Got myself a new portable device ( which is always loads of fun) because by crappy Samsung T100 died a horrible death last week... so I decided to change the whole subscription - called up Orange to kill my membership, and got the best service i have ever gotten of them. On saturday afternoon, i went over to a Bouygues shop and got myself a new subscription with a Nokia 6230i for 49€. Due to a promotion they were having, I got 40€ off, so the phone ended up costing me 9€... Although i didn't particularly care for a phone with a camera (I think it's just a damn gadget), the damn thing has one, so I put it to use.. here's one of the first pictures. I thought it deserved a warm spot on our blog.


Friday, July 01, 2005

Serbian - "Parce que je le veux bien"

It's Friday, and I just got home from hell^H^H^H^H ehh.. work..

What better way to relax, after a hard day - than with a delicious home-made Serbian Ice Tea ? Well, I can't think of a better way. So without further ado, I give you "Michael's end-of-the-week treat" :



Tomorrow, we are throwing a small bash for friends (and Dimitri) - I'll probably end up stone-drunk, AGAIN.. oh well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks - isn't that what they say ?

Bottoms up - see you on http://ghetto-net.blogspot.com tomorrow..

Friday, June 24, 2005

SOCKS and friends

So you're sitting at some random cafe, having a cold beer - whilst surfing your favorite porn, using some semi-public WiFi access-point, in the vicinity of your local beer pusher. How to login to a non-https site, without all the other suckers around you sniffing up your password ?

Quite simple actually, you'll use ssh(1) and it's local "dynamic" application-level port forward - ssh will simply act as a SOCKS server.

On your laptop (running some sort of Unix - obviously), do the following:
ssh -v -D 8989 -N user@host
-v: Verbose mode - in order to see what the is going on
-N: Tells ssh, not to execute a remote command (optional)
user@host: should obviously be replaced by credentials and a box, you have access to.

Next, open your browser (Firefox, obviously) and go into "Preferences" and open the "Connection Settings" dialog box. Click "Manual Proxy Configuration" and enter "localhost" and "8989" under SOCKS.

Voila, you are surfing through the box you port-forwarding to - and traffic between your laptop and your remote box is tunneled through ssh.
Obviously, the traffic from the remote box, to the site your are sending your HTTP request to is not secure, but that's another story.


You can most likely do the same with a windows box, but I'd be fucked if I know how - go ahead, and google it.

Monsoon - Paris Style

I must say we had a greatly entertaining day yesterday.

The day started off with a bit of golf at 12 (I wasn't really awake before then anyways). The weather was FAN-Tastic (35° C, not a cloud), and we were enjoying every bit of this delectable moment.

Then all hell broke loose.

At around 3:45, Clouds started coming in from the SW, big clouds. Within 40 minutes, we had gone from full sunny daylight, to almost pitch black darkness. You know when day becomes night that shit is about to hit the fan, and it hit that fan real hard.

At around 4:30, this is what paris looked like:

The clouds opened up, and we got hail and heavy rain for around an hour....


It goes without saying that Météo France didn't know about this'light drizzle' before it was in sight (literally), and therefore didn't really warn anyone.

We lost power for about a minute, so did our local McDonald's, and all the traffic lights in the area went out of service, reaking havoc everywhere.

Overall I tend to love chaos, so I was loving it from the start. I would have loved to have seen a cow go flying by like in Twister, or see some cars (with their occupants) being thrown around, but i guess just seeing people panicked and scared is pretty cool too..

Guess what? 'They' say that we should have a storm today too.. sweeet!

In the sign of golf

This week, has really been in the sign of golf - and I've got a feeling that so will the weekend.


Dim and I, are now zooming out to the driving-range in our lunch break. We've discovered, that have exactly enough time to shoot 1,5 bucket, and make it back to the office in time.

On Wednesday night, be went out and practiced bunker shots, and putting as well. It's good fun, and gives us an opportunity to profit the great weather.


Btw, it's nice to see that Blogger has added an image hosting service, so you can upload pictures directly to your blog.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Fete de la Musique - Paris, France. June 21st 2005


Well here you have it, another successful "Fete de la Musique". We walked around the Latin Quarter of paris from 8 to 2am, listened to A LOT of loud music, drank A LOT of beer, had A LOT of fun, but didn't have enough merguez sandwiches for my taste. In any case, it was a blast! Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Fete de la Musique

Well, well well... it's that time of year again. The annual Fete de la Musique bash is tonight - for the love of god is blows my mind, why this event is not scheduled on a weekend - cause, you *know* that everyone will get shit-canned tonight.

I'm not a huge fan (like everyone else), primarily because of the whole transportation issue. It is impossible to bring your car, and the metro/bus system will be flowing with vomit and fucked up folks. Getting a taxi is less than likely..

I checked out the program for tonight. Not too much that peaked my curiosity, unless you're in to new-wave-tree-huggin' fusion music. Oh well, there's always cold brew and plenty of merguez around - so I guess it won't be a lost cause.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Firefox extensions

Over the next couple of months, I'm going to blog about my absolute favorite Firefox extensions. It might be useful for some people ;)

GreaseMonkey
One of my most recent extensions (and already one of the most useful). GreaseMonkey enables you to "load" any given piece of DHTML while loading a page, hence enabling you to change the behavior of the page. Fx. a small script is Linkify (if you have GreaseMonkey installed, you can right click on the link and press "Install User Script"). Linkify well crawl through all the contents of the loading page, and change all URLs that do have an <a href=... tag - so that you can click on them.

There are hundreds of ready-made and ready to run scripts available here:
GreaseMonkeyUserScripts

Friday, June 10, 2005

The Dim-needs-a-golf-license-but-is-too-broke Fundraiser!

Hello Dear Friends,

I am writing you about a very serious subject. It takes up a vast part of my life and is of utmost importance to me. Of course I am talking about golf. I love it, everything about it. I love hitting the living crap out of that stupid little ball, I love breaking tees, I love hitting 'warning shots' to the group ahead and see their pissed off faces when my ball lands 20 yards in front of them, I love caddies, I love the childish way us men buy our clubs like boys with new toys, I love the cold beer after finishing up a round. I'm sure you've understood, I love golf.

Here is the problem. I can't play golf. I mean I can play golf, but I can't actually go out on a course and play a round, because I do not have a Federation Française de Golf license. I am confined to the premises of our local driving range in Rueil-Malmaison, hitting basket after basket of wasted balls, balls that go up and land, but have no meaning, no "raison d'être*" I do not have a license because I do not have the money to buy one, not because I am cheap, but simply because I am broke.

Hence my request to you, my dear friends and virtual companions. I need to gather 43 € (yes, ONLY 43€!) in order to buy myself a license, and an additional 30€ to play my first round. Any help from my beloved entourage** is welcome. Please contact me if you can help me in any way, or go to the FFG website and buy my license for me. You can also click on the google banners on the blog, hence making us some money. This is my goal in life right now.

You can make my dream come true.

Thank you


Dimitri
(golf-ball-wacker-guy)


*"Reason of being", in Swahili.
** "entourage" means: "the fuckers that hang around with me, or have the luck of knowing me.

Store Wars


For once that vegetables are good for something...

A buddy of ours sent this link to us yesterday- it's too good to not be posted. I admire the ingenuity of the people who made this little film - absolutely amazing, and hilarious. I'm still not going to give up meat and cheap industrially produced vegetables though.. screw that!

Posted by Hello

AdSense

Yeah, I've put a google text-ad on the sidebar. I invite you all to go click on it, so I can buy more alcohol.

In the hope that I can soon retire, and live (like a king) on my banner earnings alone.

Monday, June 06, 2005

New clubs

Yesterday, Dim and I had the exquisite opportunity to try out our newly acquired clubs. It was good fun, and one of those moments where the "ordeal" is well worth the while...

Dim picked up a Big Bertha 4 iron, with a regular flex graphite shaft. Quite interesting, as we normally play with steel shafts. Here's the clubface:



I picked up a Big Bertha Warbird 3 Wood - also with a regular flex graphite shaft. Very nice indeed:



Both excellent clubs, that gives you a joy - whilst hitting the living crap out of the ball.


The Concorde Lafayette Panoramic bar



Well that's a view in a half! Yesterday, after a long night of Serbians, a keg of beer and various other beverages, mich, myself and our ladies went to the top of the Concorde Lafayette building at Porte Maillot for some coffee.. I must say that although a Grand Crème is 6 euros, it's well worth it considering the view. I recommend the Panoramic bar on the 34th floor - well worth the dosh.Posted by Hello

Friday, June 03, 2005

Hello Piratebay!!!


Haha, you devils you!! Piratebay is back online, bigger and better than ever. They even have different languages and everything now. You tricksters you. Well, back to downloading stuff.... Posted by Hello

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Bittorrent replacement

The government (and their friends the lobbyists) are finally catching up with the popular BitTorrent p2p filesharing application. BitTorrent depends heavily on "tracker" sites that will show you the availability of torrents. As many (read: all) those sites are being shut down by the authorities, it is becoming increasingly difficult for filesharers to find the torrents.

Enter Rodi.

From slashdot:
Rodi is a small-client P2P application, written in Java, that improves on BitTorrent by allowing both content searches and full anonymity. It's released under the General Public License (GNU). Even your IP address can be hidden using Rodi through a process called "bouncing." That is, if A wants a file from B, they get C to agree to stand-in on the exchange. B gets C's IP address, not A's. Through IP Spoofing A can even hide their identity from C. Rodi can also be used from behind corporate firewalls and LANs using Network Address Translation (NATs), something most home gateways have.'

Bye Bye PirateBay


Well it finally happened. The PirateBay website was finally brought down by the Swedish anti-piracy authorities.. I guess they made fun of the legal letters one to many times.... Posted by Hello

The French NON

Well, well, well - so the (majority) of the French voters, opted for NON to the constitution. Is that because 55% of the voters were extreme right-wing or extreme left-wing (as the media apparently will have you believe) ? Not really, it's a desperate scream for change in the French administration. It is a shame, that a the referendum had to be sacrificed - but I do not see it as a big problem.
At worst, the EU constitution will be slightly delayed. On the positive side, it might force the politicians to amend the current "draft" to something even better ?

Oh well, what the hell do I care - and could not cast my vote anyway.. (why is that by the way ? Since, I am an European - that works, lives and pay tax in France - why should I not be able to cast my vote ? )

Another wedding

Last weekend we went to the wedding of Sabrina and Stephane. It was a beautiful ceremony held at an old manoir in the north of France (Manoir de Bloisonville, between Honfleur and Deauville).
We had booked a room in a small hotel in Barneville (5-6 km from Honfleur), called "L'Auberge de la Source". It was very nice, especially as it was located well out on the countryside close to a forest.

I'll see if I can grab some photos from somewhere to put up one of the following days, as I (as usual) forget my camera...

Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith

I finally got my shit together, and went to see the "masterpiece" ! It was great, the CGI was awesome - and a lot of loose ends were explained/tied up.
I think, I'll watch episode 4-5-6 in the upcoming days, perhaps it'll be interesting watching them with a different background..

A few things, about it - I loved that we actually saw the homeworld of Chewbacca, also we saw that Obi-wan Kenobi is a hardcore motherfu**ker - and last but not least, it's great to see Yoda in some one-to-one combat.
The only thing, that bugged me a bit - was how easily Anakin was turned to the dark side, I know we are suppose to believe that he was "blinded" by his love for Padme - but hey, as a Jedi - he is trained to resist the temptation.

If you haven't seen it yet, then you should definitely go and see it - it's one of those movies that really needs to be seen on a big screen.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Google Portal

Tonight (I believe) google will change the frontpage, so you can switch between the classical google page (as it is now) and the new portable-like customizable google page.

It integrates Gmail (should you use it) and Google News. You can also include stockquotes, quote-of-the-day, NYtimes headlines and BBC news headlines.

Check out the preview here.

A few cocktails before the weekend

So i've finally decided to post something, and what else could it be but a few cocktail recipes. Here we go

Jack and Sam

This is one of our favorite shots, when we get to the point of ordering these at the VD, it's basically the beginning of the end. I think this shot makes you blind, deaf, stupid and angry. This is a real man's shot, none of that "creme de mure" or manzana flavored sissy crap.

Very simple to make.
- In a shot glass, pour in half Sambuca (Greek aniseed liquor).
- Layer Jack Daniel's to fill the second half of the glass.
- Shoot that shit.
- note: if you don't have or can't find sambuca, some Uzo will do, or any Aniseed based liquor. The advantage of Sambuca is that it tasted just right, and has the liquory consistency which enables an easy layer, which is handy when you're canned.

Another great way to have sambuca in a shot is to fill a shotglass with sambuca, throw in a couple coffee beans, light the beverage on fire for a couple second, and shoot it (I hope you choke on the coffee beans mich).

Irish Car Bomb

This is a variant of the Flaming Dr. Pepper posted earlier. The principle is the same, half a glass of beer (except THIS time it's not lager, but Guinness or another stout) and a shotglass of alcohol (in this case it's half whisky, half Baileys). So it goes something like this:

- fill half a pint glass with Guinness, Beamish Stout, or any equivalent Stout. Let it settle.
- fill a shotglass with whisky and baileys. You don't have to layer it.
- drop the shotglass into the beer, and chug.

That's all for now, more to come.

Ciao!

Back to work

Back to work as of yesterday, and it is definitely harder than I thought.

The wedding of Thomas and Karine went perfect, and I believe everyone had a great time. We all met up in a small village about 10-15km outside of Toulouse. This is were Karine's family live. The couple were wed by the assisting mayor, whom also know Karine (and her family) since her childhood - which made for a very "cozy" ceremony. It was particularly fun, when he tried pronouncing Danish names ;)
After the official wedding, we were transported another 5-10km out on the country, where the church wedding were to be held. I am personally not much for going in church and whatnot, but I have to admit, it was a very pleasant ceremony, and the priest actually seemed very nice (especially when he cranked up the volume of the Ray Charles CD that was playing..)

Afterwards, everyone drove (while honking their horns like crazy) to the place the reception and dinner would take place. A very nice place, in a remote area - where the kids could play in the outside area while the adults could get loaded on the (excellent) punch.

Dinner was excellent.. fois gras and magret de canard among other things. I, as usual, got plenty of good wine, and finished off nicely with Armagnac.
Met a bunch of cool people, both Frenchmen and Danes - but also brits.
Looking forward going back to Toulouse, hopefully it will be a little bit less stressed for Thomas and Karine so we can chill out, and drink some pastis and play some petanque.

Stolen from another blog
Ripped off from http://ledanois.blogspot.com

Anyhow, congratulations to the newly wed.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Going to Toulouse

Leaving for Toulouse tomorrow morning. We are going to the wedding of Thomas and Karine, and I have a feeling we'll have a real good time. We have decided to stay a couple of extra days, to look at apartment prices in Toulouse, and of course, enjoy a pint or two.

As we've found a hotel in the center with a parking, I've decided to drive.

I'll give a short recap once back in Paris (and fully recovered from the festivities)

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Easier than expected

Just got off the phone with our salesmanager in Germany. Apparently, one of network adapters in our firewall got nuked due to power fluctuations last night.
I asked him to fetch a shiny new 10/100 network adapter, and guided him over the phone how to change it. Remarkably it went smooth, and now everything is working again..

I had been considering leaving *real fast* for Germany, but I guess, sometimes you just need to have a little faith in our sales staff ;)

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Merge !

It seems that Neuf Telecom & Cegetel are about the merge their IP divisions (for now). Cegetel actually does pretty well in terms of service, and if they can "bump" up the service of Neuf Telecom they might be "big enough" for AOL, Free and FT users to switch ISP.

I, for one, will follow this transaction closely. Free (my current ISP) have a lot of great services, but they do little release engineering when launching them so the quality and stability often suffers..

FreeBSD 5.4-REL is out !

Go get it before your neighbor..

What's new.

Monday, May 09, 2005


A little media player i stumbled upon. Open source, fast, free, i don't see why you wouldn't like it!
check it out here, or chose a mirror to download here.

First (serious) firefox exploit

Yup, you read it right.. a cross-site scripting exploit for firefox 1.x has been released today.. Obviously remote exploitable which can give the attacker system access. I guess it was just a matter of time, let's hope the folks at Mozilla will release a patch RSN.

Until then, you can use the following work-around:
1. Disable JavaScript (always a good thing)
2. Disable the "software installation" function

Read the full report here.

Update: Firefox-1.0.4 has been released, in which the above mentioned exploit has been fixed.

Text2Speech

Very nice little tool :

At&T text to speech engine

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Pro*C is shabby

We've got a couple of Pro*C programs, that needs updating. Jeez, Pro*C is a pain in the ass, especially when the original author of the code wrote it in a hurry.. I'm contemplating rewriting it..

What is Pro*C?
Is a oracle supplied preprocessor, that enables you to write you SQL code directly in your C code. Before compiling it, you run the proc(1) preprocessor that converts the SQL code to C.

Why not omit the preprocessor, and write the SQL directly in C?
Cause I suck.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Firefox hits the big 5-0

Today firefox downloads worldwide hit the 50 millions barrier. Holy crap, that's a lot. Hopefully, soon my web statistics will show a majority in Firefox users.

Congrats must be in order to the firefox team.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Just back from Munich

Just came back from a trip to Munich - we moved our office location in Munich, so I had to rollout new firewall pack. This time with a twist though.. We did not want to purchase a big PBX solution from Deutsche Telekom, so we only purchased a couple of ISDN2 lines. Together with VoIP enabled router and a bunch of 7940 Cisco IP phones we've got a nice solution.
Of course, it's going to be better once we route all calls to other offices though our Internet connection, but it will suffice for now.

Had a shitload of weissbeer.. I love coming to Munich, simply because of the excellent weissbeer.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Cisco fun

So I was testing some stuff in my lab for a friend of mine, and I discovered an alternate use of the AUX port on your Cisco router.
Actually I've always been aware of the AUX port, but only thought it would apply for some modem callback stuff.

Here's a cool way to use your AUX port:


r3#conf t
Enter configuration commands, one per line. End with CNTL/Z.
r3(config)#int loopback 0
r3(config-if)#ip address 10.10.10.10 255.255.255.255
r3(config-if)#no shutdown
r3(config-if)#exit
r3(config)#line aux 0
r3(config-line)#transport input telnet
r3(config-line)#^Z
r3#

r3#sh line
Tty Typ Tx/Rx A Modem Roty AccO AccI Uses Noise Overruns Int
0 CTY - - - - - 1 0 0/0 -
* 65 AUX 9600/9600 - - - - - 14 2 0/2517358 -
* 66 VTY - - - - - 14 0 0/0 -
67 VTY - - - - - 0 0 0/0 -
68 VTY - - - - - 0 0 0/0 -
69 VTY - - - - - 0 0 0/0 -
70 VTY - - - - - 0 0 0/0 -

Line(s) not in async mode -or- with no hardware support:
1-64


I'll now plugin a rollover cable in the AUX port, and the other end into the console port of some other device (in this case a Cat5)

Now I'll be able to do the following:


r3#telnet 10.10.10.10 2065
Trying 10.10.10.10, 2065 ... Open

Console>
Console> sh ver
WS-C5505 Software, Version McpSW: 6.3(4a) NmpSW: 6.3(4a)
Copyright (c) 1995-2002 by Cisco Systems
NMP S/W compiled on Feb 9 2002, 19:11:26
MCP S/W compiled on Feb 09 2002, 18:56:22

System Bootstrap Version: 5.1(1)

Hardware Version: 1.0 Model: WS-C5505 Serial #: xxxxxxxxx

Mod Port Model Serial # Versions
--- ---- ---------- --------- ----------------------------------------
1 2 WS-X5550 022301142 Hw : 1.2
Fw : 5.1(1)
Fw1: 5.2(1)
Sw : 6.3(4a)

DRAM FLASH NVRAM
Module Total Used Free Total Used Free Total Used Free
------ ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ----- ----- -----
1 32768K 18662K 14106K 8192K 3910K 4282K 512K 185K 327K

Uptime is 0 day, 5 hours, 30 minute


Pretty nifty, If you need console access to a device that is behind a core-router..

Awesome..

A nice article on how to set up VSAT, picture step-by-step.

Read it here

[via boingboing]

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Coolest music video EVER!

It's a damn shame that only these modern artists, are not using the KISS principle when creating music videos.
You've got:
* chicks
* the band
* a cheap plastic tent from Toys'R'Us
* and some sweet 70s groove

click to see the film
(click on the image to see the full video)

Monday, April 04, 2005

Retro

I was walking around Virgin Megastore the other day, when I stumbled upon this _really_ retro offer:



I was actually considering getting it - but I really do not have any space for it. Too bad, there's a bunch of classic games on it.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Culture

We had my brother visiting over Easter.. We had some good fun. Got some booze, and good food.
As usual we walked a lot around Paris, and also visited Notre-Dame (I hadn't been there in ages.. ) - Lots of people, and especially lots of tourists.

Easter monday we visited Le Louvre, I hadn't been there since 1997 or so, not much had changed, except they had finished the Egyptian section. As always, I had forgotten my camera, so the few photos I managed to take, has been taken with my phonecam.

I was quite impressed with the Egyptian exhibition, and can warmly recommend it.


Angry lookin' mofo




They actually have a Sphinx

We also shopped and ate at "Le Caroussel du Louvre", which is a sorta mall/gallerie beneath Le Louvre. They've got a bunch of overpriced shops, and a huge restaurant with food from all over the world.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Sick as a dog

I'm rarely sick.. even more rarely to the point of not going to work. There is nothing more frustrating than sitting at home being sick..
Well, the jump from winter to summer did it for me, my body freaked out. I'm sneezing like a madman, and my throat is sore as hell.

Though, it gives me some time to catch up on some work (from the comfort of my own bed) - naturally my coding looks "interesting" as I'm pretty much super high from all the drugs and antibiotics.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Thieving bastards

I came home last night to a nasty surprise - my semi-monthly bank "statement".. It would seem that, while I was at the bbq event on Sunday - I was simultaneously using my creditcard with a passion somewhere in Belgium..

Result: ~1700 EUR charged from my account. Fucking hell..

Went to my bank this morning, and made the "opposition" and all the other damned papers that needed signing. My creditcard had to be destroyed, so I have to wait a week for a new one.. Jeebus, what a mess !
Good news is, that my bank insurance covers everything - so I've got nothing to worry about.

I'd like to get my hands on those sorry-ass hobos that duplicated my card.. it'd almost be worth the 1700EUR..

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Summer is here

So we went from winter directly to summer - seems like we completely skipped spring !

Last week we had snow, and were all wearing big sweaters, scarfs and gloves. Yesterday and today it's around 23 degrees celsius - and I'm just wearing a shirt.. no need for a jacket.

I love the summer..

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

New laptop !

Wohooo ! My new laptop just arrived..
FreeBSD-CURRENT installation in progress.

Monday night fight action

So I was sitting at home watching a movie, when all of a sudden all hell broke loose down on the street where I live.. A couple of no-good-drunken-hobos from the little bar next to my place, had gotten into a regular fist fight..
Jeebus, they kicked the fuck out of each other, yelling and screaming like a couple of dandies... Anywho, shortly after the fight a wholelotta cop cars came, including a firetruck.. They must have been bored ?

It provided a good supplement from the crap movie I was watching..

Monday, March 14, 2005

First BBQ of the year

Went out to the 'burbs yesterday, and had this years first BBQ - and (as usual) it was most excellent. Few things are better than a shitload of meat sizzling on the grill.
It was still a bit chilly, but definently do-able.
Dim, Rog and myself also threw back a few nice cold brewskies..

aahh.. I feel the summer comin'

On a side note: The next person to send me a sms.ac invite, will be entering a world of pain..

Thursday, March 03, 2005

FUCKING HELL

Alright, that's it! If someone else sends me a fucking dumbass invitation to that
STUPID FUCKING SMS.AC SHIT, I will personally fucking unscrew their heads.
I am sick of getting that stupid goddamn invitation for a service that is absolutely
fucking idiotic. FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE! I dont want your shabby fucking no-good
service.


fucksake!



Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Snow

Hello All,

well guess what i woke up to this morning..



And from work..



Needless to say it was damn cold this morning. You have to understand we get about 2 days of snow in paris per year, so this is a big deal. You've got kids out there raking the snow off Peugeot hoods to make 3 inch snowmen, I mean Jacques Chirac might make a speech or something, might even fire the Assemblée there..

So it's pretty cool, I mean, it's a change in the daily routine. Did I mention I almost killed myself 7 times this morning walking on ice...

Monday, February 21, 2005

Snoop concert

The Snoop Dogg concert last week was most excellent - I had a superb time. There were roughly 15.000 people in Bercy, and the atmosphere was great !
Warm up was done by Flypside (??) and "The Game" - I especially enjoyed "The Game" - as he gave a little extra performance by jumping directly into the crowd, and kick some ass - as someone from the crowd had insulted him.. Anyway, it was great fun, especially from far away...

Snoop played a bunch of the classics, and a few songs from the new album - it was beautiful !

Needless to say, the majority of the crowd lit up da blunt, which helped to easy the tension, and after the concert - I was amazed to see everyone so calm and passive.

Spicy Chicken Basil

Hello all,

Monday! Yay!

Went to an Asian market over in teh 13th yesterday to do some shopping. You can find some great stuff in there, not expensive, and things that can really make your meals a hell of a lot more fun. Here's a link to the supermarket's site, plus their addresses..

Tang Freres

Shop address:
44 and 48, avenue d'Ivry, 75013 Paris. Tel.: (33)(1)45708000
Transport: Bus 62

So we went apeshit in that store, bought a bunch of stuff, including a rice cooker and a huge knife (for me), which I put to work on the following recipe. This takes around 15 minutes to prepare. Get your rice cooking before you start, so it's all ready at the same time.

Spicy Chicken Basil.

What you need for 2 servings.

400 grams of chicken scallops.
Half of red and green peppers, chopped up in cubes.
10 basil leaves. Try to find the type used in Asian food, as it has a different taste.
half a teaspoon of ground chili powder
half a teaspoon of papkria
2 teaspoons of Soya sauce
2 teaspoons of Oyster sauce (just do it, it's worth it)
2 teaspoons of fish sauce (Nyok Mam is good)
2 small spring onions, chopped up
half a chopped up lemongrass.
2 teaspoons vegetable oil (I used olive oil, don't have any vegetable oil, and it came out fine)

How to do it:

- In a hot wok or pan, pour in your oil, and cook the chicken between 2 and 4 minutes, depending on the type of burners you have.
- Once the chicken is golden, pour in the Soya and Oyster sauces, the Nyok mam, the chili and the paprika. Let this cook for another 2 minutes.
- Next throw in the spring onions, lemongrass, peppers and basil leaves. Let cook for another 2 to 3 minutes.

Serve right away, accompanied with that fine rice you made

Voila!! That's an easy enough recipe, fast, and damn good. Enjoy!!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Snoop concert

Tonight Dim and myself are going to see the Snoop Dogg concert in Paris Bercy !!!

More to come..

Today's Drink: Screaming Orgasm

Hello All,

Here we are for today's drink. I made it a special one.

Screaming Orgasm.

In a Shaker:

Ice
2cl. Vodka
2cl. Amaretto
2cl. Baileys
2cl. Kahlua
10cl. Milk or liquid cream (nicer taste)
SHAKE vigorously.
Top the glass with whipped cream.

Now this may seem like a chicks drink, but don't put the whipped cream (so you still feel like a man),
and you've got a pretty strong smooth drink.

Another drink (today's special- SNOOP AAAND COLOMBO!!)

White Russian:

Lowball glass filled with ice
Build this drink, no shake.
4cl. Vodka
4cl. Kahlua
10cl. milk or liquid cream

Black Russian: Same as White Russian, except you don't put any milk/ cream.

and your BONUS SHOT for today:

The B52

in a 6cl shot glass: (adjust for smaller shot glasses)
2cl. Kahlua
2cl. Baileys (layered)
2cl. Cointreau (layered as well. Use Cointreau, not triple sec, as triple sec is a less refined alcohol,
therefore heavier, hence will not float properly. Cointreau on the other hand will float easily.
Use a teaspoon to layer if you can't do it otherwise.
layering instructions: http://www.drinknation.com/bartending/howto_layer.php

Take your time, and you should be able to light the Cointreau.

Stick a straw in the shotglass and down the drink immediately. Voila!

Cheers!

Friday, February 11, 2005

Spam

Roughly 75% of all emails sent in 2004 were spam - and statistics show that if nothing is done about spam - about 95% of all emails sent in 2006 will be spam.. Holy cow, we need to get something done about this NOW !

I'm using SpamAssassin, first on a corporate level - and I'm filtering on my local box once more with a much stricter ruleset - however, I still have something like 5-10 spam mails in my inbox every morning - it's crazy. (My caughtspam folder gets something like 100-150 mails pr day)

I've been looking into the whole Sender Policy Framework (SPF) thing - and I'm not convinced that it will solve our problems...

Snoop Dogg

Picked up the latest Snoop Dogg album the other day - that's some snizzle-dizzle good stuff ! Good quality music, with well constructed lyrics. This is the absolute best Snoop album since Doggystyle..

Go pick it up at your local cd pusher..

Today's Drink: Long Island Ice Tea (Paris-style)

Hello!!

Today's beverage is a classic, I grew up on this stuff, and it is also the granddad of the Serbian, so Respect!

Here's how I make a Long Island. Mich, try this tonight, it's bound to make you giddy.

In a BIG-ASS GLASS (Pint glass preferably, minimum 40cl, recommended 50 or 60cl glass)
- Fill the glass with a good amount of ice.
This is a drink you "build", so no shaking is involved
- pour in 2cl. of each of the following: Gin, Tequila, White Rum, Vodka and Triple Sec.
- next, pour in sour mix to up to 2/3 of the glass.
- top the rest of the glass with coke, pour it in gently so it floats on top of the sour mix.
- add a couple pieces of lime, no straw...

- make sure to mix the drink up before downing it.

Voila! Enjoy

Drinks - a gogo !

So tried out a few drinks the last couple of days.. Here my sad little report..

Tequila Sunrise:
- 6cl Tequila
- Orange Juice
- a dash of grenadine

Fill a tall glass with ice, and pour in the Tequila - fill the rest of the glass with orange juice. Stir it up real good, and finally add a dash or two of grenadine (note: when adding the grenadine, do it with a swift movement so the grenadine falls to the bottom of the glass fast - it will then raise a bit from the bottom and give the drink that authentic sunrise look)

Best enjoyed in the comfort of your couch.

I tried out that Gin Fizzzz ala Dim.. (No I did not choke on the wedge, as I used the straw.. sucker)
It was good, though you might want to put a little more gin, and a little less sour mix.. (I mean, we drinking this shit for a reason)

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Today's Drink - Gin Fizzzzz

Hello Fellow boozers,


Here's Today's cocktail recipe... enjoy!

Gin Fizz (my way)

In a shaker:
- 4 cl. Bombay Sapphire gin
- 2 cl. Triple sec or Cointreau
- 15 cl. sour mix (if you don't have this 'mich', put half lime juice, half sugar cane syrup, so that's 7.5 cl of each, approximately)
- throw a wedge of lime in there, for color.
Shake all that (vigorously)
Pour into a nice highball glass (yeah mich, a big glass)
Top the mixture up with some Sprite/ 7up.
Add an umbrella, and a straw.

Voila (I hope you choke on the lime wedge mich)

Cheers!

Dimitri

Gotta love the Firefox

If you haven't already done it, I urge you to go into the "preferences" menu in Firefox, choose "Web Features" and click "Advanced.." - in here you can disable all those nasty things that javascript fucks around with..

I can especially recommend, disabling "move or resize existing windows" - so you can surf poRn in the office hours without worrying about some naked chick being blown up fullscreen in 1600x1200 resolution.. yay !

Monday, February 07, 2005

Personal Bar necessities

Hi all,

Here's a little something for those people who want the quality of a good drink in the depth of their living room couch (mich...), or for those who are sick of seeing bartenders pretend they know how to make a drink.

I've decided to place here a little lists of ingredients you might need to open your own personal living room bar. Being a former bartender, i can guarantee that the following is what YOU need to have a cocktail party in the warmth of your own home. Of course i have made this personal bar as I would make it, and with the ingredients which would end up in my favorite drinks. Here we go.

Alcohols - the fundamentals.

Scotch whisky (just normal stuff. You might want a good bottle of pure malt as well)
Bourbon - Jack Daniels No7, Wild Turkey, Four Roses
Vodka - a bottle of normal vodka, I have a bottle of Zubrovska (polish) vodka lying around as well.
Gin (Bombay Sapphire)
Tequila (José Cuervo)
Rum (Bacardi white, and a bottle of dark agricultural rum as well)
Triple Sec or Cointreau
Blue Curacao (It has exactly the same taste as Triple sec, it's just blue to be pretty)
Baileys or some Irish cream
Kahlua
Amaretto (just cheap stuff, no need for the expensive stuff)
Peach schnapps or Crème de Peche
Sambuca (very important, for one drink in particular)
Cachaca
Malibu
Southern Comfort

Mixers.
Orange juice
Pineapple
Cranberry
Coke / Pepsi
7up/ Sprite
Tonic (Schweppes)
Club soda
grenadine
mint syrup
Sour Mix (Lemon, Lime, and sugar cane syrup)
milk
Sugar cane syrup
Limes
Lemons
Mint leaves
whipped cream

Ustensils.
Shaker
Glasses
Ice (lots of it)
straws and paper umbrellas (if you want to look cool sitting there in your boxers on your couch)

I know all these seems like a lot, but once you have a bottle of each, it'll last you a while (unless you go by the name of mich or dim..) I've probably omitted some stuff, but fuck it.


Here are some drinks you can make. If you need the recipes, send me an email. I'll try to put up recipes later.

Alright, so with the above ingredients, you can make.. (short list, there's more)

Screwdriver, Tequila Sunrise, Amaretto Sour, Gin Tonic, Gin Fizz, White Russian, Black Russian, Screaming Orgasm, Long Island Ice Tea, Serbian Ice tea, Mai Tai, Planter's Punch, Blue Hawaiian, Kamikaze, Jack&Sam, Irish carbomb (need guinness), Flaming Dr.Pepper (need beer) B52, B57, Mudslide, Blowjob, Cosmopolitan, etc etc etc.

Cheers!

The Buck

Had myself a couple of nice drinks this weekend - I can warmly recommend "The Buck" :

6cl Gin (Bombay of course - accept no substitution)
4cl Freshly pressed lemon juice
2cl Get27
Top off with Ginger Ale

Mix Gin, Lemon juice and Get27 in a shaker, and poor it into a glass filled with ice. Top it off with Ginger Ale and garnish with a couple of mint leaves and a slice of lemon.

Enjoy !